Our games have been clinically proven to be more fun than cats !
Our extensive tests have revealed the following interesting facts :

• Unlike cats our games will always enjoy your company. They positively thrive on human companionship.
   

• After some experimentation we have decided not to supply our games with claws - they will never shred your furniture.
   

• Our games do not require feeding, in fact doing so will invalidate the 30 day money-back guarantee !
   

• Our games will not wake you up at 5 in the morning, biting your feet (or at least, not as often).
   

• There are no vet bills with our games and if any of our games get sick, just visit our support pages - save $$$'s
   

• You don't have to spend hours naming our games - they come complete with names !
   

• Our games will never bring mice and birds into your home - that's guaranteed !
   

• Our games will not steal your place on the sofa when you get up to make some tea.
   

• When you go on holiday, you don't need to get the neighbours to look after our games.
   

• Our games don't get into fights with other games, not even our competitors' games !